Sticky Keys: the Fanfic .Teaser.

Why? Because I was watching a livestream found here:
[link]
IT'S FOR CHARITY!


The following fanfic entry was made using the madlib generator found at [link]
And the base for this madlib is the backcover to Twilight


[i]About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Sticky Keys was a Shift Key.

Second, there was a Brony of him -
and I didn't know how 20 percent cooler that unicorn powers might be -
that thirsted for my livestream.

And third, I was Rapidly and Impossibruly in love with Charity.[/i]

You won't get a lot of these inside shout-outs to the jokes made in the chat.